I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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