Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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