scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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