I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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