Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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