OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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