I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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