this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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