I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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