Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
