Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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