I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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