she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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