that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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