Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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