i just google imaged poop.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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