I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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