it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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