i permit you to call me
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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