Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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