I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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