just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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