Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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