pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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