can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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