Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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