Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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