We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
