so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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