is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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