i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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