the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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