tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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