He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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