You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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