ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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