i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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