You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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