singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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