Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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