My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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