Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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