so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
