i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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