We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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