great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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