How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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