I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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