i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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