Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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