is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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