In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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