quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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